Me: I put a quart of cold orange juice away in the pantry once. Didn’t find it until the next day. Let’s tell each other these stories. We can watch each other grow senile. It’ll be fun!
Cousin: Okay… beat this. Running around crazy doing errands…left a store, grabbed my cell out of my pocketbook… got into the car started to drive and called Gena. I had to pick up something for her and couldn’t remember where it was… Anyway, I’m flying down the highway talking to her and suddenly I’m yelling about how I have to go back and grab my cell phone because I can’t find it.
Me: Ha! You might win with that one. But we still have plenty of time to do even dumber things. Here’s one: I put my glasses on one afternoon. Whoa — suddenly everything looked all fuzzy. Weird! Pulled them off, and I could see perfectly. “Oh my God!” I thought, “My eyes have healed themselves!” Put the glasses back on: fuzzy. Took them off: clear. A miracle! Yeah, then I realized I had my contacts on.
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A couple of nights ago, Daisy had a run in with a coyote. We have six foot and eight foot walls around the whole yard. She was out there alone, and suddenly I heard a dog fight. Ran out, and saw her running toward me. I grabbed a flashlight and went over by the wall, could hear something in the neighbor’s yard. The only two things that could have gotten over the fence that fast are a cat or a coyote. Couldn’t have been a cat, because there were no cat noises in the scuffle.
I’m taking Daisy to obedience classes, because she doesn’t seem to like/trust other dogs (other than Waylon), and I don’t like how she growls at other animals. Yeah, you should have seen her at her obedience class the night after the coyote fight. She was super aggressive. Damn nature! It’s messing up my plans for a sedate dog.
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While I was in Tucson, I had an Ayurvedic consultation with L. I am pitta-vata, with a bad case (thanks a lot, job!) of super-aggravated vata. Exhaustion, spaciness, etc.
Since the session, I’ve been eating more carefully and using herbs to square the vata situation away. Been going remarkably well — until a few minutes ago, when someone on my team (who knows I love candy corn) left a big handful on my desk.
Can I resist the candy corn? I cannot.
