Candy cane! Half handstands! Bobcat!

Home practice Thursday! Official day of okay-to-do-strange-things-in-your-practice (per Matthew Sweeney!). I did half primary, then a bunch of weirdo backbend stuff. Including a supported viparita dandasana on my Iyengar chair. Lax talked about doing VD (giggle) for time, so I set my watch for 5 minutes and lay back — toes on the wall and arms stretched out straight. Minute 1: I wonder if the tips of my toes are supposed to fit into the corner where wall meets floor, or if my toes are supposed to curl up the wall? Minute 2: Why aren’t my arms straight? Why can’t I lift them over my head & keep them straight? When I was in virabhadrasana A, David Swenson unlaced my fingers, pushed my upper arms closer to my head and internally rotated my forearms — Gah! I wish I could lift my arms over my head! Minute 3: Wow, my hands are on the floor. Go, gravity! Minute 4.5: Crap, I’m not gonna like sitting up when this is done.

Owie! Sitting up after that 5 minute stretch was NOT fun. But it did remind me that I have to pay attention to the candy cane! I was all focused on it for a while there, then forgot about it. I can’t keep up with all the things I have to pay attention to…

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Half handstands. First I did a bunch of so-called “shakti kicks” near the wall. Fine. Caught some air on a few and didn’t freak myself out too much. I do not trust my arms because 1) they won’t straighten properly & embarrass me in front of David Swenson, and 2) they are attached to my shoulders, which are notoriously untrustworthy.

Anyhow, the kicks worked out okay. Then I did some less-momentumful presses. (Note: I did not say NO momentum. Just less.) Those worked out okay, too, though they were much lower. Still, I managed to balance on my corneas a couple of times, and that was totally fun. Then I put my hands close to my feet to press up (as MM instructed yesterday) and got, well, nowhere. I need to just practice this and get used to it. Then I can figure out next steps.

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We have a bobcat in the neighborhood. The Cop told me about a sighting he had, then called me into the livingroom yesterday morning so I could see the back end of the cat as it hopped off our wall into the neighbors’ yard. I brought The Cop a camera, and he stood on the Buddha birdfeeder to get a few pictures of the bobcat drinking out of the neighbors’ pool.

I was teleworking, and as I sat at my desk by the window, I watched the cat pass back and forth across our front yard numerous times as he went about his business. Once he walked past with a bird in his mouth. I don’t mind having him around, except I’m afraid he could actually hurt Maxine, who is very delicate with arthritis at this point, and I know that Waylon would not understand that a bobcat is not a good thing to try to make friends with.

We had dramatic thunderstorms last night, so I’m hoping maybe the cat decided to head back to the mountains. Now that I write that, I realize those two things have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. Nevertheless, I hope he’s decided to go elsewhere. I’ve been afraid to let the dogs go outside without me, and I’ve been bringing a trowel with me when I go out to watch over them, and it all seems very inconvenient and vaguely ridiculous. The Cop suggested the stun gun last night, but I’m pretty sure I can hit with a trowel and not at all sure I can shoot with a stun gun.

 

10 Comments

  1. The Cop got pictures of a bobcat and you did not post them??? For shame!

  2. I was SO certain, when I saw the title of this post, that you had discovered some prop-intensive crazy backbend called the BOBCAT. Awesome.

  3. I’ll try to get the pictures uploaded, S. I’m lazy about transferring files from the digital camera. I’ve been ruined by the iPhone which just mails the pics wherever I want them to go.

    Patrick. I laughed my head off about the BOBCAT backbend. I will invent something! I was really frustrated with my shoulders in backbend today, and I think I need a prop-intensive intervention of some sort. And it will be scary and stealthy! And it will be called the BOBCAT! :-)

  4. Yes to photos and YES to coming up with something called THE BOBCAT!

    That’s pretty scary that a bobcat is roaming around. I’d keep my dear pets inside too!

  5. hi Karen
    the subject heading is hilarious and entertaining, making one feel it’s not necessary to read further. VD. an Iyengar teacher used to refer to it as a yoga cocktail, to be had right after work for an attitude adjustment. i’m going to reach for my mat and do it right now!
    hugs
    Arturo

  6. Youze guys might enjoy this write up from Karen’s home state-A bobcat, run over by a car, walks into a bar, demands a drink and starts a brawl. In retrospect it would have been more humane if they had used a stun gun.

  7. Hello,
    I’ve been enjoying your recounting of the Dave Swenson adventures. I, too, include a supported viparita dandasana (with the timer set on 5 minutes!) with chair props. I often use 2 and keep my legs up as demonstrated in the most recent Iyengar book. I can completely concur that coming out of a 5 minute hold can be pretty intense. I generally come up in stages….first the head, then hands on the chair legs to come 1/2 way up, set bandhas on alert and grab the back of the chair and return to upright. I loved this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eEFlYVff4Q) of Iyengar doing his backbending practice.

    Thanks for the posts.
    Jeff

  8. Oooh, I like the video! Thanks, Jeff. It doesn’t look too comfy, though, when he’s pretty much face-down in viparita dandasana. Which most recent Iyengar book do you mean?

  9. The book I was referring to is: Iyengar Yoga: Wisdom & Practice. (http://www.amazon.com/Iyengar-Yoga-Wisdom-Practice-B-K-S/dp/0756642833/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1250626036&sr=8-2)

    I’m liking it as it’s all over the place…asana, pranayama, theory, teaching, props…the usual suspects.
    As I have a really difficult time with backbends, I have given myself over to exploring trying to open up with props….balls, bricks, bolsters and now the chairs. I know it doesn’t sound much like an Ashtanga yogi, but really, I am! : )
    Presently without a teacher, I’m letting practice teach me and continuing on as best I can.
    Best,
    jeff

  10. I hear you on the backbends thing. They’re really tough for me, too. I did a LOT of work with props for a while, and it made a tremendous difference. These days, I suspect I may be going into a new phase of backbend-specific work…

    I used to HATE them, but now I’m mostly just curious about them. Still kind of daunted, but in a good way. ;-)

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